ANTM “All-Star” Cast Revealed
Tyra ran out of ideas for America’s Next Top Model, and who can blame her after 16 seasons/cycles of the show. I was kind of hoping she’d do an ANTM with all male models, or bring back Janice...
View ArticleH&M Confirms Usage Of CGI Model Bodies
The clothing store/label H&M has admitted that the models displayed on their website are computer-generated from the neck down. This after a Norwegian blog noticed something strange about the...
View ArticleReal-Life Mario Karts, By West Coast Customs
Too many things to ask for as a Christmas present. First I wanted a white Nicki Minaj barbie, then a Shakira Live In Paris concert DVD, now I know for sure that I actually want a life-sized Mario Kart....
View ArticleThe 2012 Elitist Pirelli (Naked Model) Calendar
You peasants may ask “what is a Pirelli calendar?” And I would reply, oh, only a month-by-month collection of extremely exclusive artistic photos of nude celebrities and models. I actually do fall into...
View ArticleSports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Winter 2012 [Photos]
Are you a horny man and/or jealous woman? Look no further, I have just the thing for you. A gallery of photos from the gigantic bible of airbrushed swimsuit models, Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit...
View ArticleFunny Video: Star Wars – Attack Of The MODELS!
Maybe you’ve had enough of Star Wars parodies, but I haven’t. If you don’t like it, go jump into a pool full of venomous water snakes. Actually don’t, I need as many viewers as I can get. As you can...
View ArticleVogue Vows To Only Work With ‘Healthy’ Models
Editors of every global edition of Vogue, including American, French and Italian have agreed to hire models who are at least 16 years old and who do not appear anorexic in the new “Health Initiative.”...
View ArticleG-Spirits Pour Their Rum, Whiskey And Vodka Over The Teats Of Models
If you like alcohol and ridiculously out-there methods to make products unique, you’ll LOVE G-Spirits, a German liquor company that sells bottles of rum, whiskey and vodka that have been “poured over...
View ArticleTerry Richardson is the Woody Allen of the Fashion Industry, Traumatized...
There is no question that famed photographer Terry Richardson is a pervert. He’d actually be the first one to tell you so and shrug it off, but it’s beyond troubling how many big names (Lady Gaga,...
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